Zilch.

Whelp, it's that time of year again--ball-cuttin' time. Tomorrow, my baby zilch is getting neutered. He has a little bald spot (like all real men) but once I get him fixed it will start going away. I tried to take a picture of his balls for all of my faithful readers, but he was cranky. Sugar glider testicles are actually quite adorable. They are fuzzy and look like a little pom pom that you would use in crafts project. They hang from a little string sort of thing, so when he is relaxed they can be hanging almost a half inch. Like a little christmas tree ornament. I BETCHA NEVER THOUGHT BALLS COULD BE CUTE!!

That will be it though for the gliders, I will have gotten all the boys fixed so I am feeling a real sense of accomplishment. No more inbred-seizure-ridden-babies! I mean, until I get pregnant that is.