Men think that when they are sitting on the bus if they spread their legs really REALLY wide it makes all the girls think they have big balls.

I think I want to kick the balls of all men that take up two seats on the bus by spreading their legs so wide.

Like, I actually think about this all the time, because I take a very crowded bus line on a regular basis. Today a man on my bus had at least a foot and half between his legs. IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? It really doesn't make us think your weiner is big. Really.