I just wanted to mention again how much I love Tony Danza. Every goddamned week I watch Family Law, and it makes me cry like a little girl with a skinned knee. If you didn't already know, Tony is an accomplished tap dancer; one time when hosted Saturday Night Live he started doing his soft shoe act and I nearly wet my pants. Not only is he handsome and charming, Tony is a fount of knowledge. Move over Estelle Getty!

"I take a bunch of vitamins. I am a vitamin guy. Cod liver oil really helps your joints. I also take antixidants, becuase I have cancer in my family, unfortunately." --Tony Danza

Dear Tony,
I think I am in love with you. I know that I've written to you before, and you,ve never writtten back, but I've never felt this way about any of the boys in school. The way you used to say "Ay-Oh" on Who's the Boss makes my heartrate triple! I would like to have your babies.
Sincerely,
Lina