So I was feeling a little blue today, so I decided to go and over-inflate my ego by making a page of fan signs. The crowning achievment on there is the one that Boozle sent me. He's 12. When I was 12 I had mustard colored Keds, and REALLY bad hair. Anywho, if you would like to contribute to this project, please email me at lina@shutitdown.net.

In other news, I was planning on following up yesterday's star-studded celebrity entry with a story entitled, "Bright Lights, Big Dick in My Ass," but I find that I am too exhausted to write it right now. I am sure, though, that I have you all salivating for tomorrow's update. :D