I am so tired! Why am I awake? I don't know!

Go visit Gutterslut, she's the newest chickenlegs writer lady--and with such an enticing name! It makes me question my whole spin on life.

So I was planning on just posting the lyrics to Biggie Smalls' Back To Cali but I decided that would be way too annoying for my "mature" readers. Meaning anyone who doesn't have their hand in their pants right now.
I had a weird dream about moving last night. It was mostly good, except I was with my parents and there were all these dogs there, and my dad was being mean to me. But then we went to get me a bed so that's when it because a good dream.

I'm boring. But I love COPS too. The show I mean.

I just read this post and realized that I am the biggest moron.