The night before last I had a dream that I had to go to community college in my hometown. And the college looked remarkably similar to the idiot-mill I attend now (which is not a community college).

In the dream, I was trying to fulfil my foreign language requirements and so I decided to take English, because I don't know any of the rules of grammar, etc.

In the class, all the students had their mouths open and when the teacher held up a copy of Great Expectations and asked us if we knew what it was, no one did. I cried "It's only, like, the greatest book ever written!" and slammed my head down on the desk.

Then I woke up.

Props to Mr. Dickens, but I don't think GE was the greatest book ever written, at least when I am awake. I think this whole dream goes to show that I can't bear to be surrounded by morons much longer...