If anyone knows how to say, "The smell of urine coming from your apartment is so overpowering that the entire building can smell it" in Spanish, please let me know. I need to put the Puerto Rican transexual (I swear) downstairs in her place.

I am going to sleep now because I am going to the South Bronx tomorrow to chaperone a sixth grade field trip to the zoo. Hopefully I won't get mugged. :D