Pete from the UK sent me this. Why do I love the brits so? I saw Hugh Grant's movie and it made me weep. LOVE THE ACCENTS, KEEP IT UP!

My mom went to Vegas for some reason or other, and brought me back a flyer that said, "United Colors of Ass." It is for some porno or something, with a large cast of multi ethnic women and their booties. I love my mom.

I also forgot to tell you all that I got an A+ in my English class. Now, people like Sheila would say that's not a big deal, not like an A+ in Calculus or something. That's just because Sheila is a nerd and doesn't know a GD thing about literature, and is barely coherant enough to produce her webpage let alone a decent paper. Love ya h0.

I am considering making new friends, and here are some of my possibilities.
Ian was in two bands I saw as a young, impressionable teen. He's funny, too.

Tracy was a cheerleader in high school, but still remembers all of her cheers! Ready! OK! God, I love cheerleaders. Because I am too retarded to be one.

On another note, there is someone out there that I owe a big thank you to, and I bet that person is aware of this. I suck. :(