I had to make a solemn vow to myself to update my page today, and here I am, raring to go. I have been having a hard time motivating myself to update, primarily because I am on AOL dial-up when I am at home, and that's no fun at all. And cable connections aren't available in my neighborhood yet. At&t has no love for the ghetto.

Saturday, I had my picture on the front page of the Onion, Salon, Nerve, FuckedCompany and Bust. Actually, I got a few letters from people I hadn't heard from in ages telling me that my grinning mug was prominently featured. No, I hadn't become famous, I was The Catch of the Day, from the Nerve personals. Like a piece of poached salmon, I was not particularly happy to be labeled thus, as I thought it made me look like a sex-hungry wanton slut.

I got my retaliation when I realized that Nerve didn't have staff in until Monday, so I changed my ad to prominently feature a link to my website. This resulted in $40 profit from porn sign-ups, ostensibly from potential suitors who quickly realized that they would never see me naked. Since Nerve took down my URL first thing this morning, I promptly took down my profile in retaliation. In case you missed it, here are some of the highlights:

Last great book I read:
19th Century Lit makes me tingle.

Most humbling moment:
In 6th grade a boy named Josh gave me a Michael Jordan valentine with 'Will you go out with me? Circle one Yes No' written on. I read it and went to finish passing out my valentines. When I came back to my desk he had taken the valentine and erased it.

Favorite on-screen sex scene:
Perry Farrell doing it with his dead wife in The Gift.

So other than all this, there isn't too much exciting going on here. I got the cutest sweater at dickiesgirl.com, which was the first thing I have bought that cost more than $20 in like, a year. I wore it for 2 hours, and then it got stolen at my job. I am so bitter about it, and it makes me sad everytime I think about some retard wandering the streets of San Francisco wearing MY sweater!

On another note, here are some pictures that I meant to put up a few weeks ago when I went to that children's park with my all those little kids.

No wonder kids are so messed up nowadays. ;)