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July 17, 2002

Re: tards, yo momma, and crack rocks.

PLEASE, for the love of god, check out this video: Your momma smokes crack rock.
The little girl with the fat face and side ponytail is so cute and reminds me of my fat sugar glider. SO CUTE!

So, since I blocked my mom from reading my webpage, I can go ahead and start publishing her emails again.

----- Original Message -----
From: My mom
To: lina
Sent: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:19:16
Subject: from the onion with love

http://www.onion.com/onion3825/wdyt_3825.html

----- Original Message -----
From: lina
To: my mom
Sent: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:31:28
Subject: Re: from the onion with love

hahahah i love retards

----- Original Message -----
From: my mom
To: lina
Sent: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:41:03
Subject: Re: Re: from the onion with love

Who doesn't? Hey, I was watching a commercial for the new Fox show "30 Seconds of Fame," which is a sort of weirdo talent contest where they have fire eaters, a midget singer, etc., and I realized that any day now they are going to have a real live freak show on TV--performers who are physically deformed in some interesting way, like those Siamese twin country singers.
It's in development right now, I'm sure. Hope it's on Fox and not on cable.

I like my mom, and my mom likes freaks. My brother and I got my mom some crap for her birthday, that I mentioned at the time, but forgot to link for fear of ruining the surprise. So here it is, you should all run out and get these things for yo mommas.

Gift 1 | Gift 2 | Gift 3

Posted by Lina at 03:21 PM | Comments (7)
File under: music, my dysfunctional family