lina (8:46:14 AM): dude the most fucked up thing happened this morning
max werkn (8:46:21 AM): ?
lina (8:46:26 AM): i put my hand into the toaster to retrieve my frozen waffle
max werkn (8:46:31 AM): DING
max werkn (8:46:34 AM): YOU WIN A PRIZE
lina (8:46:39 AM): and my hand touched the top of the toaster
max werkn (8:46:53 AM): dude
lina (8:46:58 AM): and part of my skin immediately turned brown and sizzled
max werkn (8:46:59 AM): even a dog would have learned by now
lina (8:47:03 AM): it was so fucked up
lina (8:47:09 AM): it stinks like burned flesh
max werkn (8:47:10 AM): DONT TOUCH THE HOT THINGS
lina (8:47:20 AM): i didn't mean to, asshole
lina (8:47:34 AM): i mean, this is coming from a guy who sticks screwdrivers into his own hand
max werkn (8:48:00 AM): it was always on purpose
max werkn (8:48:03 AM): for sympathy
lina (8:48:32 AM): did it work?
max werkn (8:48:40 AM): not sure
lina (8:48:47 AM): i felt sorry for you
lina (8:48:56 AM): a little
lina (8:49:01 AM): i was definately grossed out
lina (8:49:05 AM): so i felt something, at least
max werkn (8:49:07 AM): it did gush
max werkn (8:49:18 AM): member when you were putting foil in your hair
max werkn (8:49:26 AM): and i put a mouse trap under a piece of foil
max werkn (8:49:33 AM): and it nearly broke your finger
lina (8:49:38 AM): no???
max werkn (8:49:40 AM): i felt sorry for you
max werkn (8:49:41 AM): a little
lina (8:49:43 AM): did that really happen?
max werkn (8:49:47 AM): yes.
max werkn (8:49:50 AM): mom remembers
max werkn (8:49:57 AM): you were in my room for some reason
max werkn (8:50:03 AM): and you were doing your hair
max werkn (8:50:13 AM): wrapping it in foil for some reason
max werkn (8:50:19 AM): when we had all the mice problems
max werkn (8:50:28 AM): and i took one of the mouse traps
max werkn (8:50:36 AM): and put it under a piece of foil
max werkn (8:50:41 AM): and you went to pick it up
max werkn (8:50:44 AM): and it snapped
max werkn (8:50:49 AM): and you screamed bloody murder
max werkn (8:50:55 AM): saying i broke your finger
max werkn (8:50:56 AM): and i hid
lina (8:52:11 AM): now that i know about this, i'm gonna get you
lina (8:52:15 AM): you should hide now
max werkn (8:52:29 AM): pft
lina (8:53:08 AM): i totally blocked that out
max werkn (8:53:28 AM): with good reason
lina (8:53:34 AM): yeah no kidding
lina (8:53:37 AM): christ
max werkn (8:53:44 AM): remember when we were fighting
max werkn (8:53:47 AM): all through out the house
max werkn (8:53:53 AM): and we ended up on the floor in the dining room
max werkn (8:54:04 AM): and i grabbed your head and smacked you face first into the tile
max werkn (8:54:07 AM): and your teeth bled
max werkn (8:54:12 AM): we didnt fight much after that
lina (8:54:35 AM): you fag
max werkn (8:54:53 AM): you remember dont you
max werkn (8:54:59 AM): our parents were horrified
lina (8:56:31 AM): no i dont remember at all
lina (8:57:21 AM): you savage
max werkn (8:57:51 AM): ask them
lina (9:00:22 AM): i just called to ask about the mousetrap
max werkn (9:01:44 AM): sacred memories