What a fun little contest we had here at shutitdown. Our winner, Clay, hails from deep in the heart of Central Standard Time. His entry was:
theres no difference
other than an appearence in hair color
which is probably the lighting
you have received a hair cut
you appear to have let your eye brows grow out
and your skin looks cancerous

Now, I decided to crown Clay the winner not only because he should clearly be a poet, but because he said I have big eyebrows and cancerous skin, and because he hates me. When I asked him what he wanted his prize to be, he requested that I commit suicide (and to preferably make it sloppy) and leave a note blaming it on Cameo of Word Up fame.

The two runners up are DavidC for getting closest to the truth with, "you're not pasty white but we know that's all photoshop." Yes David, I have gotten some color here, but let's not kid ourselves, I will always be pasty.

And of course the mysterious man of mystery, K, for submitting, "You have a life."
K, you are an eternal optimist and I will always appreciate that about you. I may not have a life quite yet, but I may quite possibly have scabies.