So here I am, being a good little webmistress. I have a very hard time maintaining this page nowadays. I'm not sure what the problem is. Maybe it's that no one got me presents for the holidays? Except of course Santa. And I got a sewing machine so I am going to be extra crafty this year. Anyway, back to the web thing. I updated the about me page, and even updated my reading list on the left sidebar. I also added some papers that I wrote this semester to the content page. So go read them or something. I even changed the title of the page. Again. Boy, this is fun!

So on New Year's eve I went to some retarded show but I got in free so it was okay. Long gone are the days of being on the guest list, now I paint fake handstamps on my grubby mitt to get in. I can't tell if my life is getter better, or so incredibly worse that I can't even see it happening. Anyway, we were driving around and there was this cable car on wheels thing blasting "OPP" and "The Thong Song." It was pretty great. And then we saw this guy with puke all over his leg, and a girl passed out in the puke. So we took pictures. And here I am today, to present it to you.

Anyway, the friday fives really suck, but at least they motivate me to update. So why don't you make up your own five questions and post them in the comments, and maybe I will answer them in the manner to which you have become accustomed. Deal?