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So I only got two sets of questions, you guys are pretty pathetic. :P

1. Train A leaves NYC at 3pm traveling 60 mph. Train B leaves Philadelphia at 2pm traveling 55 mph. Which arrives in Idaho first? I'm not answering this on the grounds that it is clearly a product of the patriarchy and I refuse to bow to the misogynistic powers that be.
2. Have you ever jumped from an airplane? Nope.
3. Was it in flight at the time? n/a.
4. Have you ever driven (not just ridden on) a motorcycle? Nope. Christ, I almost wet myself about that last experience on a motorcycle, I don't really think I could take it any farther by actually operating one myself. And then, if you will recall, my mother forbid me to ever get near one of those glorious machines again.
5. What went through your mind immediately after getting your first tattoo? "God, I am SO cool."

and...

1. If you could bring any one person back from the dead, who would it be and why? Probably my friend Lizard. I don't really like it when my friends die. I don't like it at all, actually.
2. In a film of your life, who would play you? Probably Toni Collette in her fat, redheaded stage.
3. Tell me your last dream. I actually don't remember anything about it except that Cher was in it. I did watch Witches of Eastwick that night. So of course in my dream she had that really bad hair. Christ.
4. What one thing (non-material) would improve the quality of your life above all others? Happiness. Seratonin. I don't know!
5. I don't have a fifth question. And I realise #3 wasn't a question either. Discuss. As I said above, pathetic. ;)

In other news, go check out some partially naked girls so I get some freaking traffic. Thanks!