That is my holiday picture for you, sorry it's a little late. It's an example of how the kids in San Francisco celebrate Christmas when they aren't wearing their goat horns and prancing around the bonfire listening to the Grateful Dead. Here's another picture that more completely shows the penis christmas ornaments. This sort of thing, in addition to the mild weather, is yet another reason I am glad that I moved. If you like these sorts of festivities, go check out his site. You'll like it, I swear.
Nothing very exciting is going on, surprise, surprise. I think I blew out my speakers yesterday listening to "Back in Black" by AC/DC. That was pretty fun. I may have to run away with the circus soon, just to get some excitement. I have this stretchy fabric that is about two inches wide and covered with silver sequins. My plan for it is to make tube tops for the sugar gliders, or a waist cincher for Fatty, as the case may be.
One of my highest priority life goals is to get the sugar gliders to wear clothes on a regular basis. Frankly, I would prefer it if they would not only wear clothes, but dress themselves each morning. (After changing out of their pajamas, obviously.) Other high priority life goals I have are to get an all white leather outfit including mini-skirt and ankle boots, to get a miniature dog and a saddle for it to wear so the sugar gliders can ride it like a horse, and to make out with a 17 year old. I was thinking about this last one recently and I am starting to realize how freaking futile it is. I have had this goal since I was 14, and the older I get, the less likely it is going to become a reality, I fear.
In other, less exciting news, I uploaded a new photo album that features me and my little friends frolicking around town in the months of November and December. This includes our big trip to the SEX STORE. Good times. If you are one of my family members, just shut up and stop ruining my fun.
If you want to check out the pictures, go here. It is a Yahoo club, so that means if you have a yahoo email address you can join and check out the pictures. It's free, no commitment, etc. Have at em.
