Things I have accomplished on my winter vacation:

Took off my eye makeup using mouthwash. Didn't realized I was using mouthwash instead of eye makeup remover until I went blind. Thanked the heavens that I was using "all natural" mouthwash.

With Fran, looked up every person on google that I have ever made out with. Tried to judge whether I am more successful than them.

Watched 48 episodes of Sex in the City. 16 of them were in one day.

Ate marshmallow fluff straight of the jar. With a knife.

Got some obscene lip gloss that definitely sends the wrong message.

I have a few days left, and this definitely isn't a comprehensive list. Stay tuned for more information.