Now, as you may recall, there has been some excitement here at shutitdown now that a new Lina has been introduced into my life. I was talking to my golden-haired doppelganger the other day, and I was waxing philosophical about my website.

Other Lina: "What do you write about on there?"
Me: thinking: quick! try not to sound like a stalker! "Um, well, I wrote about you, I mean, uh, how I met another Lina and, uh, it's all in good fun I'm not crazy, I swear. hahaha"

So I went on to tell her how I had written that when I heard that there was going to be another Lina in my class I had hoped she would be short and stout ala a little teapot. And then I explained to her that I had decided that would be a bad idea.

Other Lina interjected and said, "because that would bring down the value of Lina."

Now, as you may recall, this is the PRECISE wording I used to explain why I was glad Other Lina was not homely. At first I thought perhaps Other Lina had already found my webpage and was stalking me, and not the other way round for once, but no. We, the Linas, had a psychic connection that caused us to think in the same, albeit slightly insane, way.

Take this as a warning people, your complete and total subjugation is at hand.

If perhaps, you think that getting me a birthday gift may spare you, you couldn't be more right! Get ready folks, 03-03-03 is rapidly approaching and I couldn't be more depressed about it.

dreamsyannie: hello

Auto response from Lina: never trust a big butt and a smile.

dreamsyannie: hello
dreamsyannie: is this lina yoo
dreamsyannie: a 5th grader
dreamsyannie: korean
dreamsyannie: hello?
dreamsyannie: ugh