Yo. The other day I got to second base with my gynocologist and she said to me, "You have the most approachable cervix ever!" Actually, it might have been "accomodating," but I know it began with an A and was complimentary. Basically, I have an adorable cervix. And no, you can't have pictures.
So I am in nyc right now. Good times! I just didn't want you all to think I was dead. I'm having a great time, and will post some pictures when I get back home. It's nice to be here as a tourist, I actually like it. Does that make sense?