Here's a funny story that my friend, let's call her "Jamie," told me the other day. And no, it's not really me. I do have friends, really.
So, Jamie goes to get her HIV test done recently. She tells the guy who is administering her test about her risk factors, which includes a couple of episodes of unprotected sex. He asks her if this decision making was the result of drug or alcohol use. No, Jamie says, she actually hasn't had even so much as a drink in five years, when she quit drinking and doing drugs in her early twenties. She also mentioned that she quit smoking last year. Her tester seemed shocked. He couldn't believe that a girl so young could have so few vices. He said to her,
"You don't drink, you don't do drugs, you don't smoke--Jeez, what do you do for fun?"