I went to the school library the other day (now that the semester is winding down I have to write about 58439 papers, etc) and decided to check out a book or two. I went to the desk to check them out and gave the nice man my school ID. He looked at the ID and then looked at me and asked, "How long have you been going here?" I replied, "This is my second semester." He shook his head and sighed and then applied the sticker to my ID card that activated my library privileges.
See? I told you guys I had never been to the library before.
