I got a number of complaints about my recent posting of a dick pic without warning, so the above fansign is my way of apologizing. Well, not my way, exactly, because that sweet ass is not my own. In fact, my own is nearly triple the size. But really, that's not the point. The point is I am posting a hot ass up here and you'd better appreciate it. Show your love in the comments, people.

My parents took me out to dinner the other day to reward me for finishing the semester without slitting my wrists. We were fistfighting for the the appetizers when my mom said, "Oh! Lina, did I tell you that--"
My dad interjects, "that you're adopted!"
He then giggled until his melon started to sport a slightly purple hue, which is soo not in this season.

Tonight I was on the phone with my mommy and she was telling me some story about someone and she said, "She's adopted, you know." My dad is listening in the background and shouts towards the phone, "You meant she say she's adopted too." So this week I've been mainly cleaning the house, looking for work and having my patrimony, or more precisly my entire genetic make-up denied. Not that my genetics have panned out thus far--in fact they have resulted in a number of things that only radical cosmetic surgery can fix--but hope springs eternal.