I have much to update about the events of the past few weeks (such as the trip to NYC with the other Lina and getting to watch midget porn in class) but I have just been too busy. However, Cleo over at Constellate.net IMed me today with news that was just too entertaining to not share with you my dear readers.

Constellate net: I emailed you about a FAKE LINA.
Constellate net: Who tried to seduce me AS YOU.
Constellate net:I thought it was great that not only is an ugly girl using your pictures...
Constellate net: For e-seduction...
Constellate net: It's an ugly LESBIAN girl using your pictures for e-seduction.

Read the conversation Cleo had with the imposter here.

Also, you should go visit Douglas who is now reviewing movies publicly, and not just through witty emails to his friends. As you may recall, Douglas has made claims about my behavior in college that I shall not detail here as they have yet to be verified and too many of my relatives read this site. Be assured, however, that the claims are juicy and embarrassing. Douglas also emailed me to assure me that he finds my site, "one of the few I *don't* find completely ranteriffic and self-indulgent." Since this is clearly a lie, it just serves to prove what a good friend Douglas is, even if he sometimes has a few drinks and throws things at me.