I don't actually have anything to say, but Mary told me to update because she was sick of looking at me and Lina. I suggested that perhaps she should find better things to do at work than visit my webpage on the hour every hour, but she refused to acknowledge my suggestion.

So here I am dear reader, updating once again with very little to say. I updated my Yahoo group, but only with a few pictures because Yahoo sucks. Sorry.
Are you all familiar with the particulars of Freddy Krueger's patrilineal line? Basically his mother was a nun who was repeatedly gang-raped by a group of inmates at a facility for the criminally insane. Hence his moniker as "the son of a thousand maniacs." I actually considered being Amanda Krueger for Halloween, but I decided going with "slutty nurse" would be in better taste than "religious gang-rape victim." I did however, go to a midnight showing of my favorite movie, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors. The movie screening was hosted by an actual drag queen who performed a pre-show act where she dressed as a nun and was savaged by a thousand (or five) drag kings. It was an exhilarating experience, and I think I'm a better person for seeing it. I went with my friend Liz, who still needs web hosting, people. Who will host my friend Liz? She's sassy as hell and uses minimal bandwidth. Email me about it.