I'm sorry it's been so long since I've posted. But since dear luna requested an update, here one is. (See, I do read the comments, even when I don't write back...)
So, the reason I haven't updated is because I have been busy as a MOFO. Have I ever posted the MOFO story? It's good. One that rivals even "Bright Lights, Big Dick in My Ass." Maybe if you beg, I will post it. Anyway. Back to my busy-ness. I'm a senior in college right now and it's the end of the semester. Today was the last day of classes and I am going in to finals. I have been completely overwhelmed and I am seriously considering a murderous rampage, or at least streaking naked through the quad.
What have you missed in the weeks since my last update? Well, I went to a Sharks game and shouted "GOOD HUSTLE!" at the players. It was interesting on many levels. First, they were playing the Leafs. Not the Leaves, but the Leafs. I actually researched this because it drove me insane, and apparently it is correct. Shocking isn't it? It's easy to shock an English major, I guess. It was my first hockey game ever and I think I came up with an idea that could revolutionize the game. If a really, really fat guy, say, morbidly obese was the goalie, and he just lay in front of the goal, his team would surely win as the puck would never be able to penetrate his bulk. This strategy wouldn't work for a game like soccer, where the goal is far larger. But I feel that for hockey it would actually be feasable. For you sports fans out there, would this be legal? Why hasn't someone done this yet? Seriously.
