I don't really want to write about Fatty right now, because thinking about her makes me sad and mad. But, I do have some good news. I called a few places to see if I could get her stuffed--I wanted her on her hind legs like a bear--and found that it would cost around $1000 to have her stuffed. So, I decided to instead have her mummified. Check that page out, because this is hott. Finally, Fatty will live on in the public eye, receiving the glory in death that she deserved, but was denied, in life.

In other news, I got an A- in one of my classes. I'm livid about the situation, but I suppose the straight A's were too good to last. Also, I will soon be embarking upon my last semester of college. Does anyone have any suggestions of what I should do with the rest of my life? Any help would be appreciated. I'm sure English degrees are in really high demand right now.