I know I'm unloveable
You don't have to tell me
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Loud and clear:The Smiths valentine debacle.
The dirty valentines last year.
In non-holiday related news, I am going to directly steal a post from Luna so go visit Luna so she won't be mad at me for doing it.
You give me something to write about. I write it.
Your website and/or genitals, the President (I wouldn't know where to start), and the "latest" interweb funny video are not viable options.