Smoothtongue69: hey lina
dont be shy, send me a reply
Smoothtongue69: r u blond lina
Smoothtongue69: are you from overseas
Smoothtongue69: from czech
Smoothtongue69: please reply, you czech stunner
Smoothtongue69:: u want some english friendship Lina

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While getting a mani/pedi the other day (that's a manicure and pedicure for you not in the know), the manicurist asked me in broken English if I had a boyfriend.
"Well," I said, "kind of. I mean, he's in New York," I explained, slightly apologetically. I knew she would be disappointed in me.
"That's bad," she replied.
"Yeah," I said, nodding in agreement.
"He might have other girlfriend," she said, shaking her head.
She looked knowingly at me and softly hissed, "or boyfriend."

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At my friend Heather's wedding yesterday, I found myself followed by the bride into the bathroom. "Brad was asking about you," she said, ensconsed in her wedding whites.
"What?" I replied.
"He said that he made out with you ten years ago, but he doesn't know who you are."
I looked at her questioningly, not understanding.
"He recognized your name on the guest list," she said apologetically.