max: i saw a little kid vomit on the sidewalk today
max: outside of radio city music hall
max: it looked like he had an entire tub of chocolate soft serve ice cream for breakfast
max: and the lady watching him didnt notice so i was like "hey"
max: and she looked at me and i pointed
max: and the kid looked at her and then puked again
max: it was a thick stream like a big soft-serve snake
max: so cheer up buttercup
max: it could be worse