shutitdown: taking one for the anecdote
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May 17,
2006
A list of things
Things:
I was in Fruitvale the other evening and saw a dwarf hooker. No, seriously. She was a 'little person,' and she was soliciting 'johns' for 'sex.' It was rad.
Bought a ticket to go to Mexico on Tuesday. I was sick of waiting. I'm hoping to get new freckles and a Hispanic boyfriend.
I've decided never to have children, thus sparing myself the pleasure of not allowing my parents to meet their grandkids.
I went on a date with a fellow with two Morrissey tattoos. I don't know if this was the worst decision I've ever made, or the logical conclusion to a plan I set in motion many, many years ago.
My brain just shit its pants: LOL.
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