Lina: There's this talking Eeyore doll
Lina: I want it really bad
Lina: To put on my desk
Lina: So when people walk in
Lina: I don't have to talk
Lina: I can just have the doll speak for me
Annie: Order it from Amazon
Annie: I'm sure you would be easily substituted by Eeyore
Lina: Seriously
Lina: It would solve my communication problems
Annie: I don't know that deferring all conversational responsibilities to Eeyore would necessarily be a 'solution.'
Lina: I wouldn't take it to meetings
Annie: christ