I saw a list of text messages on the Internet, and decided to see what's on my SIM. Apparently, I haven't yet learned about deleting these things. I think it's time to start.

Text message selections:
Cant have too many male nurses around you. Had any niggerballs lately?
You forget I have seen your dirty website, read your filthy stories, and endured your obscenity enough to know better.
I just discovered a new delightful korean
I despair of you.
zis is qiz eyes full of tears zat i have 2 inform u zat i already am at waterloo. bisous
Has he tried to rape you yet?
I made you squeal. I can die happy!
Perhaps we can convince her it never happened
I am morally drunk. There is no difference. And the DMV sucks.
Have you pulled you beast?
tiki bar
So let's say 11pm at the Hilton, room 1125 in building 2?
i quit and then got fired
I love you.
Feel each other up. Ready, set, go!
No it wouldn't. Besides, you should always chew thoroughly.
OMG!!! WHERES BLINA!!!
Uh, yeah.
There's always next time! I feel really sick, must have gotten impregnated by the wall.
The theatre. On the grass. Look for the flag.
So my rap lyrics are just crap to you?