Walking home from dinner with my new German friend.
Man at a bus stop, "Hey girls, hey girls, hi girls."
Us: "..."
Man: "Ya snobby coonts!" Five minutes of unintelligble gibberish followed us down the street to the next block.
I've been called a lot of things in my life, but never a "snobby cunt."
German girl: "..."
Me: laughing hysterically.