A: Knock, knock!

B: Who's there?

A: 9/11

B: 9/11 who?

A: You said you'd never forget :(

Read my favorite 9/11 update. I swear I have pictures of me in lower Manhattan posing in front of the police barriers, wearing both a Britney Spears shirt and a dusk mask, and holding a packet of Mentos. Class.