When I got my black, bug-eyed goldfish named Spanky, I knew that I had wanted a black bug-eyed goldfish named Spanky for a long time, but I didn't really realize for quite how long until I reviewed the shutitdown logs today. Five years ago I posted about how badly I wanted to get a black bug-eyed goldfish named Spanky. And now I have one. So I guess that's progress, right?