Zilch.
Whelp, it's that time of year again--ball-cuttin' time. Tomorrow, my baby zilch is getting neutered. He has a little bald spot (like all real men) but once I get him fixed it will start going away. I tried to take a picture of his balls for all of my faithful readers, but he was cranky. Sugar glider testicles are actually quite adorable. They are fuzzy and look like a little pom pom that you would use in crafts project. They hang from a little string sort of thing, so when he is relaxed they can be hanging almost a half inch. Like a little christmas tree ornament. I BETCHA NEVER THOUGHT BALLS COULD BE CUTE!!
That will be it though for the gliders, I will have gotten all the boys fixed so I am feeling a real sense of accomplishment. No more inbred-seizure-ridden-babies! I mean, until I get pregnant that is.
yes, but he has to be asleep when it is done.
dino | February 28, 2002 4:30 PMIf I cut off my boyfriend's balls will his bald spot disappear too?
Jenny Otis | February 28, 2002 2:24 PMi didn't know that there was a ball cutting time of the year.
please don't leave any guns or knives around the house after you send his boys to the wastebasket. he could be suicidal/despondant/depressed.
ernster | February 28, 2002 2:23 PMHonky isn't sure why his identity must be revealed. Are all posters in the shutitdown forum required to provide their personal information? Or is it just that the third person thing is creeping you out?
Honky thinks that Lina is a little too cavalier with other beings' virility....
Honky | February 28, 2002 1:52 PMYEA YEA!! GO LIQUID,,, YOU CAN DEEEEW IT!!
mexi-null | February 28, 2002 10:37 AMOUCH! :( *grabs Zilch, and they make a run for it* "I'll save ya, little buddy" *they run outside with Lina in hot pursuit. Liquid and Zilch jump into car and run Lina over. They drive off into the distance, with balls intact, on their way to new mexico, to drink tequila and chat up hot girls .. or in Zilch's case.. chat up furry female creature things* :D
Liquid | February 28, 2002 7:15 AM