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evil aliens.

I just got this email. This is the 2nd time I have heard from this guy in the last 6 months.

----- Original Message -----
From: <webmaster@dk.com>
Sent: Saturday, March 30, 2002 1:33 AM
Subject: Aliens or Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have
the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.

I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex.

If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these
crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding or other crystals
which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or strong
enough to make a watch stop this would be great.

Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned
please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks

10 Comments

this guy should meet the guy who emails me about "all my past lives". ugh.

It was all pretty entertaining til they starting talking about blue mood crystals. Then it was just stupid. Entertaining none the less.

Great!

Think that was meant as a suggested story line for South Park. :)

Yea.....
And he to me to his spaceship. And the inside looked like a Holiday Inn. I was probed in all the wrong places. But it was for science. And I like science. He said my funny walk will go away in a day or two.

we'd have neat lookin babies.

yeah yeah we all know about this guys lame attempt to be funny or whatever, but you were saying something about a fat cock up ur ass? Whatever happened there?

Holy shit!!!!!! This guy is a mess. This is what happens when cousins marry.

I got some green leafy bud things with crystals on them and when you burn them and inhale the smoke you travel through time...

what the shit????

 

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