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homage to fran.

Well, some days I just love fran to bits. There are maybe three reasons I don't want to leave New York and she is one of them. Anywho, I was over at her site today and she has started to answer the Friday Five. So I have decided to join her in solidarity and answer the first one, and today's questions.

1. Where were you born (city or state or just country)? New York, NY. But I was raised in California. Bi-coastal, as it were.
2. What is your favorite number? uhhh....am I really supposed to have one? Can I say 17 like Fran? That was my best year, to date I think.
3. Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate.
4. What section of a bookstore would I find you in? Literature.
5. What kind of mattress do you have on your bed? soft? firm? water? DEAR GOD WHAT A LOADED QUESTION. I have a 200 pound futon mattress on a box spring that has like 12 holes in it. You have to sleep it a weird curve to stay level. It's really abominable, but I choose not to deal with it.

Today's questions.

1. What is your favorite time of year? Spring!!
2. What is it about your favorite season that, well, makes it your favorite season? Good god, anyone who says anything other than Spring or Summer is just trying to be cool. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO KICK IT. We all know that Spring is the best because the funky slush disapears, I can show my white legs again, my crazy plants start growing again and I can take the sugar gliders outside!
3. What is your least favorite time of year? Why? Winter. It's cold. It's depressing. Summer in New York is gross, but since I have experienced its glory elsewhere I can't hate it.
4. Do you do anything to celebrate or recognize the changing of seasons? Contemplate slitting my wrists, generally.
5. What's your favorite thing to do outside? Go back in. Or roam around with my friends like a pack of feral dogs.

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"What's your favorite thing to do outside? Go back in."

Hahahahahahaha!

 

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