Men think that when they are sitting on the bus if they spread their legs really REALLY wide it makes all the girls think they have big balls.
I think I want to kick the balls of all men that take up two seats on the bus by spreading their legs so wide.
Like, I actually think about this all the time, because I take a very crowded bus line on a regular basis. Today a man on my bus had at least a foot and half between his legs. IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? It really doesn't make us think your weiner is big. Really.
I would like to know why men feel as if they have to sit with their legs wide apart?
Husna | October 1, 2003 6:59 AMYou're all stupid. Men sit with their legs farther apart than women because their hips aren't as wide. This places tension on the outer tendants of the leg rather than the inner tendants lining the groin area. In other words, their muscle and bone structure forces their legs to spread more than that of a woman's. For many men it is uncomfortable to sit with their legs straight, knees together because it requires over tensing the groin muscles in order to pull them together. So stop your damn complaining you hateful woman.
Jerry | July 21, 2002 4:55 PMhehe, he doesn't look sexually frustrated much.
Della | March 22, 2002 3:20 AMtotally warped - but had me laughing out loud! and that picture - absolutely hilarious!
Jon | March 20, 2002 3:48 PMyou have a wicked but wonderfully spot on sense of humor. more of the same please.
if you're wearing boxers, then some spreading is necessary to prevent crushing the 3 piece set as they will hang (especially in warmer conditions).
and the distance at the angle (his crotch) creates a greater distance if you measured the arc formed from knee to knee.
it's that or grab your dick and balls and pull them up onto your lap. it ain't very comfortable.
if it makes you feel better, the school i went to was big enough that buses were constantly running. and when any guy saw a woman standing, he gave up his seat and stood.
it's a texas thing. maybe just courtesy.
and the elephantitus thing? not pretty. where's his dick???
ernster | March 20, 2002 12:00 AMI don't know if it's to impress anyone, I personally just enjoy giving my boys some breathing space. I sure as hell can't stand sitting with my legs cramped together on a stuffy bus, giving yourself some room is necessary for comfort.
dino | March 19, 2002 9:02 PMUgh, men do that on the subway too. Generally, on the 4 train -- which I ride on a daily basis -- not only are the men spreading their legs in that fashion, but they are also freaking overweight and feeding their young children Chee-tos, so that you cannot sit down at all, even if you had wanted to.
But keep in mind the women's equivalent: "Oh, I'll just put my $500 Marc Jacobs bag here on the seat next to me. Afterall, it has more worth than my very soul, and deserves its own seat."
Um, okay. I'll stop now.
franny | March 19, 2002 12:33 PM