OMG I have a job interview tomorrow! Root for me! Or pray. Or something!
Here's a good quote from Point Break, "I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino." I FEEL THAT WAY ALL THE TIME.
ATTENTION! I HAVE FINALLY PICKED A WINNER OF THE BOYFRIEND CONTEST!
Here he is: my new boyfriend! Please everyone, don't be jealous of our love.
I'm in a pretty good mood today, and have been as of late. My main problem is that I can't work up the motivation to clean my apartment. It's filled with dust and the funk of 40,000 years. Someone please clean it for me. :(
P.S. I LOVE USING CAPS.
uh mark pales in comparison with your man, total upgrade if i got your man....i will throw in some home made pot holders and pocket lint if you take mark! think about it, it's a deal :)
http://www.sassyandseksi.com/mark/
pamela | March 22, 2002 4:23 PMHonky is trying to pretend he's someone who has a website. Uh, right.
Honky | March 21, 2002 4:47 PMI for one am jealous
Me | March 21, 2002 2:50 PMHe got bigger boobies than you.
Rich | March 21, 2002 1:25 PMDamn
hahahahohoho
what a catch lina!
i say we trade boyfriends, pls pls?
pamela | March 21, 2002 8:17 AMok, he can be your boyfriend but i'm still gonna be your daddy, right?
i hope you noticed that right on my resume i point out that not only can i lick my own nipples, i can also lick my own schlong
hey wait, what do i need you for?
good luck with your interview
uncle melon | March 21, 2002 8:04 AMi like eating caps, they make me feel funny. but for cleaning ur apartment some good crystal and 48 hours locked up in ur place will get everything nice and tidy.
say10 | March 21, 2002 3:43 AMGoog luck with the interview. Avoid foods that make you gassy!!! And please- no more nut fotos. The last on was really uncool.
Johnny | March 21, 2002 1:35 AMoh boy, that's quite a stud. he also could double as a bean bag chair
dino | March 20, 2002 8:42 PM