Article that is about Britney Spears and URINE.
Apart from pee being funny, which it always is, a really funny thing to say is URINE TROUBLE. THAT ONE NEVER GETS OLD, MY FRIENDS.
I was on cam live tonight for a while. It was weird, I never do it anymore because I feel sorry for my AMAZING host because who really wants to pay bandwidth for pictures of my face? Also, I feel the need to make new expressions, and things like that which is usually not a good idea, and then I just end up staring straight ahead lit by the neon glow of my screen. I did manage to keep it up for a whole hour. :D
They decided to extend unemployment last Friday. I am not surprised, because it would have been a public relations nightmare. They did it 1 business day before the 6 month anniversary of the WTC thing--in other words, one day before everyone who lost their jobs because of the terrorism would have run out of benefits and ended up on welfare. I have my fingers crossed about qualifying....seems good though.
The weather was so nice today that I wore a skirt and these neat honeycombed fishnets that my mom got me for my birthday. I was at school all day, and today I had a 3 hour break between classes. 3 hours of studying always makes me fall asleep, so as usual I go to these weird couch things and sleep during my break. All of a sudden, I awoke with a start because I WAS POSITIVE THAT I HAD FARTED IN MY SLEEP. Don't ask me why I thought this, I was just sure I had let out a ripper without meaning too. I HATE MY LIFE.
That last paragraph reminds me of the funniest person I have ever encountered online. Her name was Tonya Buttimer, and she existed only on the boards of a teen web site. Her posts were the only things worth reading for entire weeks. This should link you to her posts of the last 6 months or so, unless Bolt screws it up. What a smart little whippersnapper. I am tired and have nothing else to say. I really need a haircut. My mommy is coming to NYC this week, so maybe she will notice what a rat I look like and take me to get a haircut. PRAY, PEOPLE PRAY!!