Article that is about Britney Spears and URINE.
Apart from pee being funny, which it always is, a really funny thing to say is URINE TROUBLE. THAT ONE NEVER GETS OLD, MY FRIENDS.
I was on cam live tonight for a while. It was weird, I never do it anymore because I feel sorry for my AMAZING host because who really wants to pay bandwidth for pictures of my face? Also, I feel the need to make new expressions, and things like that which is usually not a good idea, and then I just end up staring straight ahead lit by the neon glow of my screen. I did manage to keep it up for a whole hour. :D
They decided to extend unemployment last Friday. I am not surprised, because it would have been a public relations nightmare. They did it 1 business day before the 6 month anniversary of the WTC thing--in other words, one day before everyone who lost their jobs because of the terrorism would have run out of benefits and ended up on welfare. I have my fingers crossed about qualifying....seems good though.
The weather was so nice today that I wore a skirt and these neat honeycombed fishnets that my mom got me for my birthday. I was at school all day, and today I had a 3 hour break between classes. 3 hours of studying always makes me fall asleep, so as usual I go to these weird couch things and sleep during my break. All of a sudden, I awoke with a start because I WAS POSITIVE THAT I HAD FARTED IN MY SLEEP. Don't ask me why I thought this, I was just sure I had let out a ripper without meaning too. I HATE MY LIFE.
That last paragraph reminds me of the funniest person I have ever encountered online. Her name was Tonya Buttimer, and she existed only on the boards of a teen web site. Her posts were the only things worth reading for entire weeks. This should link you to her posts of the last 6 months or so, unless Bolt screws it up. What a smart little whippersnapper. I am tired and have nothing else to say. I really need a haircut. My mommy is coming to NYC this week, so maybe she will notice what a rat I look like and take me to get a haircut. PRAY, PEOPLE PRAY!!
i love to be peed on and love the taste of it ,specaily from a cunt i have a lot pee wars with my gf while we bath its so good.
mathew | January 30, 2003 10:36 PMit is a distinct feeling - when you are startled out of sleep by feeling that you passed gas.
there really is no other feeling which it could be confused with...so, when we all wake up startled that we farted, we probably did.
at least you weren't sharing a bed with someone when you tooted. now that's when you freak out about farting in your sleep.
Katie | March 17, 2002 10:07 PMThat's funny... I'm always waking up from a dead sleep afraid I was humping the bed or moaning (I have alot of sexual dreams)
karen | March 17, 2002 1:13 PMAs a doctor i should to say that you are in a very high danger to your health, since you donīt farted , probably you could die... yes that is the true, you are playing with your life. But as a professional of the medicine , i got the cure to your problem .You should drink your own URINE every day for a month then you can farted as any normal individual.
Dr.Pepper
Dr.Pepper | March 16, 2002 1:54 AMUrine and Farts
specialist
Couldnt you have done certain checks to see if you had indeed passed air from your nether regions????? Surely the proximity of sugar gliders may have given you a clue!!!! Terrified??? Have you never done that before?? Oh I forgot women dont do things like that do they!!!
Britney thing:- maybe she was appealing to a wider audience when getting the "golden shower". Apparently it is very beneficial is some strange way, warms you up on a cold day possibly!!
limey | March 15, 2002 3:54 PMI don't think I actually farted, I was just terrified that I might have, which is almost more disturbing.
Lina | March 15, 2002 3:30 PMCan you put an audio file of one of your farts ???
Lionel Ritchie | March 15, 2002 3:19 PMI thought only guys farted when they slept.
Me | March 15, 2002 2:26 PMHas anything sparkled in your life lately!!! (Cryptic!!) E-mail me G. Laters.
Limey | March 15, 2002 1:15 PM