Today Fran and I went to the Police Station. Here's how things went down.
Me: I want to file a police report for some credit card fraud.
Them: What fraud?
Me: Someone has being purchasing copious amounts of internet porn with my debit card.
Them: Oh. Well you need the receipts for the purchases.
Me: The companies will not provide me with any infomation without a subpoena, because they are scandelous, shady companys.
Them: Well, you need receipts or we won't file the report.
Me: But they won't give me the receipts. I have my bank statements of the charges. Isn't that enough? I called the precinct earlier and they said that was fine!
Them: You need the receipts.
Me: So these companies can fraudulently bill me, and as long as they don't provide me with the receipt, they are in the clear because you won't let me file charges?
Them: (speaking very slowly as if I am a retard) I won't fill out the paperwork unless you have receipts. Go to 1 Police Plaza. They have a computer division.
Me: (speaking very slowly) Thank you for your help you fat cunt.
So that was my day! Poor Fran had to walk away while I was arguing with the po-lice, she was surely afraid that my head would explode, or even worse my karma might be catching.
On another note, I am 99% sure I am going to move back west. Fran is going to move into my apartment.
ya cops suck. i had a killer in my house and told them he was going to kill my brother, after he killed some one else and the did nothing just scared him off. now he is being chared for murder. i know how cops work to muck work fot them. menasha
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Mr. Six | December 22, 2002 10:15 PMHey, whats up? I know that must be frusterating to go to a police station when you are getting screwed on your debit card and some cop tell you he cant do anything. i dont know what precinct this happend at but the cop could have done more. There are other factors that may have made him give you this reply. One reason cold be the different procedures that cops have to abide by in certain areas. The new york police dept. is very contradiction in its procedures for 2 reasons..too many procedures to follow that sometimes are contradicted..and too many guidelines from the bosses. Often a cop may look like an idiot because his boss will make him do something he really doe not do too. I suggest you get the bank statements go back to that station and ask to speak to a supervisor ok. I am a nyc cop and dont like people to think that all cops dont care about what people think. This is sometimes an overwhelming and strange job which doesnt excuse what happend to you though. Thanks and good luck.
B. | October 18, 2002 7:10 AMSo, do you think there is any chance that we can see this dialogue in COPS the T.V. show ???
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sheila | April 30, 2002 1:09 PMTake your strap-on to the police station and intimidate them. ;-) Or a broomstick "Thats what they use in NY Police Stations"
Mr. Happy | April 29, 2002 11:40 AM