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attacked!!

Lina (4:03:09 PM): the craziest thing just happened
Lina (4:05:21 PM): are you there???
max (4:06:31 PM): yeah
Lina (4:06:59 PM): omg remember that park/projects that is on fifth street? and you could walk through it to get to your house?
max (4:07:19 PM): yeah
Lina (4:07:27 PM): well there was this squirrel there that I was in love with and you used to make fun of me and said I was gonna be one of those old ladies that talks to my 69 cats
Lina (4:07:40 PM): well today i was just walking through there
Lina (4:07:48 PM): and the squirrel started following me
Lina (4:07:58 PM): and then i stopped and i said something to it in the glider voice
Lina (4:08:02 PM): AND IT JUMPED ON ME
max (4:08:08 PM): HAW HAW HAW
max (4:08:12 PM): DID IT BITE YOU
Lina (4:08:14 PM): no!
Lina (4:08:17 PM): it likes me!
Lina (4:08:24 PM): i freaked out tho cuz i didnt want rabies
max (4:08:24 PM): carry it on your shoulder
Lina (4:08:29 PM): and he jumped off
Lina (4:08:35 PM): and followed me through the whole place
Lina (4:08:38 PM): it was INSANE
Lina (4:08:42 PM): A SQUIRREL JUMPED ME
max (4:08:44 PM): heh
Lina (4:08:47 PM): IN THE PROJECTS

7 Comments

hahaha EEEEEEP!

Viscous? I quite like the ida of sticky squirrels.
:D

Be careful those getto squirrels can be especially viscous

Wait a second....so I can go play with him and not fear for my life??

i used to work down near wall street and there was this squirrel in battery park that had gotten one of those 6-pack plastic things stuck aroound its belly so he used to drag it around

i used to feed it peanuts during lunch and one day it bit me.

so i called the dept. of health and it turns out that squirrels can't carry rabies - because they're so small, any bite bad enough to give them rabies inevitably kills them (thats why rats don't have rabies) the end

for some reason, children and animals trust me.

it's a good thing that i'm not a priest or a taxidermist. :)

*queen winces. i sure hope that i am hated by squirrels.


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