This is clearly an evil sugar glider.
Well, it's past my bedtime but since I had the first urge to update in a while, I thought I would roll with it.
The other day I heard a guy compare eating refined sugar to having sex with a prostitute. Believe it or not, I am not exaggerating in the least. He was ranting on and on about how bad it is for you to eat refined sugar, and then he said, "You know, one of my friends once said, 'It's like having sex with a prostitute--it feels good, but then it hurts later.'"
You heard it here first, folks, refined sugar is just as bad as a Tijuana whore!
Speaking of perverse, I tried to apply for a job today. I'm really no good at this process. I like to think of myself as a fairly capable individual, so applying for a job that requires 4 brain cells and 12 IQ points is slightly depressing. I saw a baby clothes store that was hiring and I walked in to apply, but the two current employees were talking to each other in Spanish, so I decided it was a lingual conspiracy and quickly left.
Then I went to the local burger shack to apply, but it smelled like, well, burgers. I filled out my application and turned it in. They told me to memorize the menu and come back, so I went home and cried instead. I'm really making progress here. I can tell that I will be gainfully employed in no time!
You know what? There are a lot of things that are really bad for you these days. Actually pretty much everything you buy at the super market is. If it doesn't contain unrefined sugar, which believe me, is horrible for you, then the product that you seek has probably in some way or another been genetically engineered. And if not, and you think the fruits and veggies your buying are safe and dandy, your wrong, because they are usually all sprayed with countless pesticides or injected with preservatives to keep them longer living, which intern kills us younger but at a slower pace. Or the precious minerals that you think you would be getting from them are infact not even there anymore because the soil being used these days has been messed with so many times that its pretty much mineralises. Plants don’t make their own minerals, they take them from the soil, and when the soil has none, they have none, and in tern, you get none. The words I’m looking for are
shatpick | March 16, 2004 9:48 PM | ReplyDegenerative Disease folks. You are pretty much destined to get one if you don't eat up to 7 servings of organic fruits and veggies a day just to get their medicinal nutrients or Phytonutrience they're called, plus at drink at least 8 glasses of water and ingest half a teaspoon of unrefined sea salt to help you body process and use the water properly. And please, I won't even start on grains and oils. Now please don't get me wrong, I'm no vegan, or purist or any crap like that. I'm just tellin you like it is. You can chose to believe me or go and do your own research and find out that everything you just read is 100% true.
Thanks for listening.
WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH REFINED SUGAR? UNREFINED SUGAR IS SUCROSE, AND REFINED SUGAR IS ALSO SUCROSE. THE UNREFINED SUGAR HAS OTHER CRAP IN IT THAT MAKES IT LOOK BROWN. CHARCOAL IS USED TO REMOVE THE COLORED CRAP, SO WHAT IS THE DANGER HERE?
RFS
RFS | May 18, 2003 6:59 PM | ReplyFor more info about refined sugar and why it's so bad, read "Sugar Blues" by William Dufty. It's pretty eye-opening.
Kimberly | May 1, 2003 6:36 PM | Replywhat is refined sugar anyway? what other type of sugar is it compared to, and how is it harmful to the body? sorry if i sound stupid, but i never knew one sugar differed from the other. thanks for answering my question.
Stephanie Carter | November 18, 2002 11:27 AM | ReplyI worked fastfood a while back... Food is good and free...
Pitt | June 29, 2002 2:17 AM | ReplyThe job sucks!!!
the man's right, refined carbohydrates are pure poison. ditch the white bread for the whole wheat, avoid sugary foods, etc. 1g of sugar a day is good for me.
dino | June 23, 2002 9:19 AM | Replymemorise the menu, eh? Straight into management, then....
K | June 22, 2002 10:26 AM | Reply