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United Colors of Ass.

Pete from the UK sent me this. Why do I love the brits so? I saw Hugh Grant's movie and it made me weep. LOVE THE ACCENTS, KEEP IT UP!

My mom went to Vegas for some reason or other, and brought me back a flyer that said, "United Colors of Ass." It is for some porno or something, with a large cast of multi ethnic women and their booties. I love my mom.

I also forgot to tell you all that I got an A+ in my English class. Now, people like Sheila would say that's not a big deal, not like an A+ in Calculus or something. That's just because Sheila is a nerd and doesn't know a GD thing about literature, and is barely coherant enough to produce her webpage let alone a decent paper. Love ya h0.

I am considering making new friends, and here are some of my possibilities.
Ian was in two bands I saw as a young, impressionable teen. He's funny, too.

Tracy was a cheerleader in high school, but still remembers all of her cheers! Ready! OK! God, I love cheerleaders. Because I am too retarded to be one.

On another note, there is someone out there that I owe a big thank you to, and I bet that person is aware of this. I suck. :(

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I did know that Debbie Gibson was in the stage version, cos she did it for a while over here, with JT's part played by a guy called Shane Richie, which will make all Brits chuckle at the thought of.
I psycho-analysed your dream and came to the conclusion that you are a very strange person, Lina :D
And that is why we all love you so.

Tracy is also my hero. I forgot to mention that.

K, did you know Debbie Gibson was in the broadway version of Grease? Also Grease related, I had a dream last night that I was at an Olivia Newton-John concert with my mom and a dog that sat in a chair like a person would. Very odd.

I never saw Gremlin, but one time someone in Redemption 87 threw and sandwich at my 14 year old sidekick. Or so legend says.

I am so many more things than just an x-cheerleader. REALLY!!!!

Congratulations on the A+ thing. I never really understood A+. Spinal Tapisms in education.
And friends with rock stars and cheerleaders. When they shoot Grease 3, you should audition.

Wax on, wax off.

Adore ya. :x

 

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