My first day in California (this time) was a momentous one. I went to Ikea with my parents and we were in the children's section looking at some flip-flops that looked like frog's feet. Two teenagers walked up and pick up the flip-flops and one of them says, "Ohmigod! These are hell of cool!"
I looked at my parents and said, "I'm home."
The end.
Actually, I'm just posting this because Ian is harrassing me about it. For some reason I don't really feel like updating a lot lately, and I think it's because I am getting NO LOVE.
Someone at my work just told me that in his high school P.E. class there was an albino boy that used to pee on the wrestling mats and then slide through it, ala slip-n-slide. I don't know if I believe it, but I sure want to.
do people really pronouce it that way? i've always heard "hella" not "hell of".
lk | July 17, 2002 4:16 PMI just don't get Ikea? What is the big draw???
Pete C (London) | July 8, 2002 4:40 PMOMG N_ORAB! Is this really you? Where have you been? Weren't you from Butte, Montana, anyway?
And Tracy, quit wiggling your fingers!
Lina | July 3, 2002 11:39 AMI just wanted to say hello and say, why haven't you called me, beeyotch?
Also, I just read that comment when you said that I was your hero. Thanks, my little sugar glider!
tracy | July 3, 2002 11:30 AMAh, my good old hometown of Piedmont, Montana. There is no place better than Piedmont, I reckon.
Nick Orab | July 3, 2002 11:23 AMThere's an albino here at my work. She's a freaky (redundant, I know) goth girl who wears all black (also redundant, duh) with a big huge Morticia Adams-lookin' black hat.
Don't even get me started about the albino guy on Piedmont with the albino dog. Too freakin' weird.
ian | July 3, 2002 9:24 AM