shutitdown: livin' for the anecdote

Re: tards, yo momma, and crack rocks.

PLEASE, for the love of god, check out this video: Your momma smokes crack rock.
The little girl with the fat face and side ponytail is so cute and reminds me of my fat sugar glider. SO CUTE!

So, since I blocked my mom from reading my webpage, I can go ahead and start publishing her emails again.

----- Original Message -----
From: My mom
To: lina
Sent: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:19:16
Subject: from the onion with love

http://www.onion.com/onion3825/wdyt_3825.html

----- Original Message -----
From: lina
To: my mom
Sent: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:31:28
Subject: Re: from the onion with love

hahahah i love retards

----- Original Message -----
From: my mom
To: lina
Sent: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:41:03
Subject: Re: Re: from the onion with love

Who doesn't? Hey, I was watching a commercial for the new Fox show "30 Seconds of Fame," which is a sort of weirdo talent contest where they have fire eaters, a midget singer, etc., and I realized that any day now they are going to have a real live freak show on TV--performers who are physically deformed in some interesting way, like those Siamese twin country singers.
It's in development right now, I'm sure. Hope it's on Fox and not on cable.

I like my mom, and my mom likes freaks. My brother and I got my mom some crap for her birthday, that I mentioned at the time, but forgot to link for fear of ruining the surprise. So here it is, you should all run out and get these things for yo mommas.

Gift 1 | Gift 2 | Gift 3

7 Comments

this video is off tha hook. youngin this song use to be the hit of all kids in the ghetto who mama's were on crack. trust me i use to live in the ghetto an still do. remember when everybody that was ball headed want to wear all the colorful barrets. also remeber the "HEY LIL MAMA WHY YOU DRESS SO FUNKY" by the Puppies that was a hit in the ghetto also. tell everybody about this video when you get a chance. it bring back alot of memories. holla back don't forget where you come from either.

GhEtTo | January 3, 2003 11:57 AM

Nordic Anal Warts? Faustian Yak hair boxer shorts? Inbred Alabamians? Camelhumping Towelheads? What has the worls come to?

James Bond | December 27, 2002 6:55 AM

gooble gobble.....one of us.........

tracy | July 23, 2002 8:49 AM

I sort of stumbled upon this whilst searching through my "related links". The spark.com's gaytest also surfaced on the list of links, so maybe google is doing something right these days. Anyway, I just wanted to say that you're terribly clever, which I admire.

Keep on writing - it's worth reading over here, and anything that can sustain my attention span for 10 minutes is always worth praise.

Take care,

Jacquelyn
virulent.nu

Jacquelyn | July 19, 2002 12:19 AM

Reminds me of my favorite museum: http://www.collphyphil.org/muttpg1.shtml
A museum full of tons of cool deformities and stuff. Like human skulls with horns. Now where are these horned people today?

dino | July 18, 2002 10:39 PM

Yep...it made me look pretty desperate.

WebPed | July 18, 2002 9:24 PM

That mama's on crack rock song is one of my all time favorite downloads. Now that I've seen the video I feel so complete : )

Chrissy | July 18, 2002 2:34 PM

Re: tards, yo momma, and crack rocks.

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