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So cool.

Today I had a life-changing event happen. My friend Ben is visiting right now. If you will recall from prior updates, he is from Oakland and moved to New York to be my friend. Anyway, he's in town right now which makes me super-happy because I only have like, 2 friends here.

To get to the life-changing part, he took me for a ride on his motorcycle. Now, I am not the motorcycle sort of girl. I am concerned with safety--I wear a seatbelt, etc. Also, I am a wuss. But Ben is my little buddy, so I hopped on and had THE BEST TIME. I swear, it was like, the best thing that happened to me since I discovered warehouse supermarkets. We went up to the hills and saw a view of the whole Bay area. It was rad. And I looked really cool. What made me look particularly cool, other than the fact that I was on the back of a motorcycle, was that I was wearing a helmet that said, "I'M RETARDED" in two inch block letters on the back.


God, I am cool.

Anyway, to get to the point, I have now decided that my potential boyfriend will have to have a motorcycle. So far the only other requirement is heterosexuality, so this shouldn't be too hard.

<3.

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LITTLE MAN TATE!

I signed on to the list too. Isn't that three right here?

Lina is a babe.
Michgael

You were the two I meant, silly.

Hmmm. only 2 friends? have we fallen off your friend list so soon?

Oh yeah, because of my donorcycle I no longer have feeling in part of my right knee. It's kind of neat. I can poke needles in it and feel no pain.

Lina is a babe.
Michael

I am heterosexual but no longer own a donorcycle. If I did get one again it would have to have a sidecar to bring my dog along. She's cool.

I live a mere 3000 miles away but its all land. Woohoo!

Lina is a babe.
Michael

Wow I get to be Lina's boyfriend, as I'm both Heterosexual, when we last checked, and a motorcyclist, er… I checked only this morning. I do however think that distance could be an issue? After all Lina lives in the Americas, so popping round to spend an evening together will get me drowned, if I decide to ride all the way. Now, who needs a warning of the back of a helmet.

Lina, if your reading this don't go to the link above, after all I'm taking the piss and well that's just not on now wee going steady. Love the site and hope there's more than three signed up to the email thingy. I placed a form on my own latest news page and so far all I have is the test messages sent from a variety of locations to prove it. Perhaps now that were engaged, you could teach me how to increase my visitors without letting the fruit-loops into my life?

Actually come to think of it, I think I'll give it a miss, particularly as I use the space http://www.carrier-media.co.uk/latestnews.html to vent minor frustrations and winge about unemployment. I'm not unemployed my dear wife, just not employed in my perfect job. I'm I going to fast for you?

Pete

lina, for reals. it is one of the funnest things. ever!! you feel like such hot shit! this is just one of the many things i will miss doing w/s. when he leaves. it almost makes me want to look into getting a bike of my own....though what i like best is the just sitting there and feeling like the queen of the universe. not sure about that driving-it jazz.

 

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