Nothing funny happens...

I am just amusing all by myself. No cheerleading stories need apply. However, I DO remember all the stupid cheers and my friends think that's pretty funny. Especially Lina.

Serra? Update? Don't you mean overdose?

Do they have access to the internet 'inside'?

i like serra. i wish she'd update :(

fucking police acadamy really messed this up for us.

You look like a man......man.

Heh. And I should come clean that it wasn't an arm. I think it was a thigh....

You know, you made the paragraph before the list, which some might say is better, you know.
I was positive that you would have more song examples than anyone, and I was right. ;)

What if his daughet was a cheerleader? Eating Cream of Wheat? And when not being the subject of songs involving her frequent parental fuckings, she sold dictionaries? To buy vans?

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Comedy (n) : The act of repeating something someone else said but adding a shitload ( see: a lot ) of question marks ( see: The Riddler ) in the hopes of being found funny ( see: Comedy ).

I love Cream of Wheat.

Nope, they don't. They are just about fucking his daughter :D

heh. I didn't make the list. I rawk. Although I did spend last night watching Donnie Darko, whilst wearing my Vans and, as usual, feeling superior.

How about Art Garfunkel's Bright Eyes?
And Boney M's Brown Girl in the Ring?
Plus pretty much every song Serge Gainsbourg ever wrote (La Poupée Qui Fait, for example). Except the ones about fucking his daughter. Which may or may not contain thinly veiled references to anal sex. I shall go do my homework on that one.

Here's two, I bet you can think of more!

Mickey - Toni Basil (this was a #1 hit)
Pull Up to the Bumper - Grace Jones

"thinly veiled references to anal sex in pop music"
I would love an example of that ;)

Oh Tracy, of course, how silly of me.

NO, no, sorry I guessed she might have been because I'm as smart as I am good looking. But I had expected to see some cheer-related amusing story or something.

Pete

I thought that everyone knows that Tracy was a cheerleader and still knows all her moves!!!

Didn't find the referance to the pompom waving girlies in the link. Must be me. Perhaps like love and funny stuff, you have to be in the right frame of mind to see chearlearders???

Pete

I think you've got something there. My own site was first a way to keep in touch with a million and one college buddies after I left college and a forum for my soon to be flourshing televison career... and now... my latest news page is filled each week with a moan about living in London or even gardening, rather than my latest film or television project.

And I ask, what is the point? The only thing I can come up with is that it should ast as a spur to rorse me to push on and make that deal, and then I smole more weed and think whatever!

If you have any ideas, other than spell checking things before submitting them I'd be happy to hear.

Pete

P.S. Funny stuff is always happening, you just have to be in the right frame of mind to see it.