Now that was weird, I started writing this about an hour ago and then got lost in sorting my MP3s and started reading Pride and Prejudice. And then I saw this window up and thought "goddammit lina you didn't finish the update." I suppose, of course, the reason I didn't finish my update is that I have nothing to say. I have gotten a lot done already this week, but I can't imagine it's anything that anyone really cares about. For example, last night I started to watch The Unbearable Lightness of Being and ended up turning it off after 10 minutes because they wouldn't stop DOING IT. So we watched Clerks instead, because the only coitus in that movie is with a dead guy. In other news, I went to the food bank today, and to an art show. Good times. So you see what I mean about having nothing interesting to say? No one has tried to hurl themself through my window lately, I haven't gotten any terribly interesting email lately, and I've been doing a lot of Christmas shopping. Am I boring now? What's happening to me? Today I was talking to Danny and he told me that the reason everyone thinks I am older than my age is because I dress like a stockbroker. And I was just like, "WTF." He tried valiantly to pry his hoof out of his grill, but only suceeded in saying, "Well, in a hip New York day trader sort of way." And that's my life, folks.
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bingchuan | August 15, 2004 11:07 PMread my lips, roll back prices
george herbert walker bush | November 1, 2003 7:47 PMWhat's a 'hobag'?
Lina, I had you pegged at 22, or thereabouts. And just looking at your site again and see that your 23. It was an Ameragrish language thing after all.
...oh and yes, I do have dyslexia. Somehow I do manage to cope with the foolish and the intolerant people of this world. But in future for the “icon”s of this world, I’ll try to ensure that any efforts at humour are correctly spelt and carry the same high levels of grammar, boiling piss aside, that my critic offers. I’m all for the hanging option really.
Pete C | December 22, 2002 1:35 PMI wouldn't say a stockbroker. The "Space Invaders" shirt you had on cam is most decidedly non-stockbroker.
Oh, and congrats on the grades.
~Steve-o | December 22, 2002 5:13 AMsweetie, but you *do* dress like a stockbroker.
at least, a stockbroker in california.
p.s. i'm a depressed, bitchy hobag today. thank god i'm going to...a small town in washington for a week?? regardless, have a nice break, full of unwanted sexual advances. kisses.
the wing | December 21, 2002 7:27 PMMichael: I adore in-stock items as well. No worries there.
Ifuckarses: Please don't hang yourself.
Pete: Yes, I am in college. How old do you think I am?
Revenger: Contrary to popular opinion, I do have friends, you know.
Lina | December 21, 2002 11:26 AMLina you said "...So we watched Clerks instead, "; Who exactly are "WE" ???
The Anoymous Revenger | December 20, 2002 9:09 PMPete.
Are you dyslexic or just fucking retarded? I think the latter. If you are trying to be amusing, please put a little effort into things like spelling, grammar, structure and MAKING SURE YOUR OWN UPDATES DON'T SMELL OF BOILING PISS.
Half of me here feels like pulling the gun from your head and apologising, while the other half just wants to pull the trigger on your sad, creepy, unfunny, bald existence.
Everything is shit. I am now going to hang myself and get some PEACE from you FREAKS.
I FUCK ARSES | December 20, 2002 2:31 PMThanks for the boob shot. We've been waiting a long time. More please..
Yummy | December 20, 2002 6:53 AMIt seems that whenever I try to buy you a gift it ends up being "delayed shipment" for some reason. Why is that? Do you only want out of stock items?
Michael | December 20, 2002 2:08 AMI think it's the very blandness of your updates that makes them so endearing. Walks in parks and Christmas shopping updates helps to remind me at leist how normal life is still going on as normal in your corner of the world. Reading the news would have me beliving that the advarage American is cammed up and rechecking weopons ready for war.
Perhaps this is why I visit shutyourtrap twice as much as CNN or The Times websites?
Super news on the grades? But you are at Univercity? Yes? I guess it's just a language thing but I thought from the way it written your last entry that you were at school?
Clerks is just fantastic. Real Ameraca? Well perhaps not but I love it anyway.
pete c | December 20, 2002 1:38 AM