So I only got two sets of questions, you guys are pretty pathetic. :P
1. Train A leaves NYC at 3pm traveling 60 mph. Train B leaves Philadelphia at 2pm traveling 55 mph. Which arrives in Idaho first? I'm not answering this on the grounds that it is clearly a product of the patriarchy and I refuse to bow to the misogynistic powers that be.
2. Have you ever jumped from an airplane? Nope.
3. Was it in flight at the time? n/a.
4. Have you ever driven (not just ridden on) a motorcycle? Nope. Christ, I almost wet myself about that last experience on a motorcycle, I don't really think I could take it any farther by actually operating one myself. And then, if you will recall, my mother forbid me to ever get near one of those glorious machines again.
5. What went through your mind immediately after getting your first tattoo? "God, I am SO cool."
and...
1. If you could bring any one person back from the dead, who would it be and why? Probably my friend Lizard. I don't really like it when my friends die. I don't like it at all, actually.
2. In a film of your life, who would play you? Probably Toni Collette in her fat, redheaded stage.
3. Tell me your last dream. I actually don't remember anything about it except that Cher was in it. I did watch Witches of Eastwick that night. So of course in my dream she had that really bad hair. Christ.
4. What one thing (non-material) would improve the quality of your life above all others? Happiness. Seratonin. I don't know!
5. I don't have a fifth question. And I realise #3 wasn't a question either. Discuss. As I said above, pathetic. ;)
In other news, go check out some partially naked girls so I get some freaking traffic. Thanks!
Paratrooper!
Lina | January 9, 2003 3:58 PMMy favorite question of all is "If you could be the solid waste of anyone who would you choose?"
Unfortunately, I've never come across 4 other questions it's equal.
~Steve-o | January 7, 2003 4:46 PMI will now answer my questions. I know you are all eagerly awaiting.
1. Train A leaves NYC at 3pm traveling 60 mph. Train B leaves Philadelphia at 2pm traveling 55 mph. Which arrives in Idaho first?
OK, this is an explanation, not an answer. I ask this question of everyone. Lame answers include "I'm not good at math." Good answers include "who cares where all those damn yankees go anyway?" and something about a rail switch and ending up in Chicago. Lina will be added to the list of good answers.
2. Have you ever jumped from an airplane?
yes. I was a paratrooper (many years ago; it might have been a different lifetime). The army had this thing about jumping from airplanes.
3. Was it in flight at the time?
They preferred us to jump from airplanes in flight. Silly guys!
4. Have you ever driven (not just ridden on) a motorcycle?
I've owned two. Thus the popping sound and lack of feeling in my right knee.
5. What went through your mind immediately after getting your first tattoo?
Michael | January 7, 2003 12:23 PMMy next tattoo.